Rocky Rajah Predicts The Future!


Greetings my little friends! 

I am Rocky Rajah! 

The mystic who sees all there is to see!

Another year is has come & gone! 

Here are my predictions

For the Year 2024!



In January 2025, a new dance craze called Jabberwocky will become popular all over the whole wide world!  

This unique dance requires one to wear a paper bag on their head as they pole vault over their dancing partner while reciting various lines from Lewis Carroll's famous Jabberwocky poems!

Beware the Jabberwock...One, two! One, two! And through and through!




A massive gathering of folks in Colorado have suddenly fallen in love with   a heady dance craze known far and wide as Ring Dang Doo (Pee You!) Unfortunately, this fad only lasted for 2 1/2 day's!



Shane MacGowan

After working in the studio with Shane MacGowan (of The Pogues) before falling off of the wagon, Keith Richards will try to salvage his reputation by recording a new disco album that will be produced by Todd Rundgren.


Keef Richards After the McGowan Sessions


Keef After the Todd Rundgren Sessions


MARCH 2025

During the month of March, Several Celebrity Chefs, blissfully unaware that the hip hop music craze has started to fade in popularity, will form a hip hop combo and attempt to tour the United States and Canada.  

The Celebrity Chefs band will feature the unlikely musical talents of …


Mario Batali (cheese grater & tambourine), 


Guy Fieri (turntable and loud shirt) 


Top Chef star Tom Colicchio (lead rapper aka "Big Bald Mutha")


During the band's first concert in Seattle, Washington, the group will be suddenly pelted by ripe coconuts by a group of monkeys! 


APRIL 2025


All across the United States of America, In the early morning hours on April 1st, ears of genetically modified corn will come to life and begin staging hold-ups at various 7-11 stores.  

These freakish crimes will suddenly come to an end when there is a sudden heat wave and the ears of corn will begin to explode into popcorn.  Rumors will persist that this entire incident was the result of some bizarre secret experiments that were being held at several Orville Redenbacher factories.

MAY 2025


The craze for vinyl records will reach a new height as people far and wide begin purchasing vinyl albums with abandon.  This will lead to folks wearing vinyl suits, driving vinyl cars and wearing vinyl socks.  McDonald’s will introduce the Vinyl Burger made of fake meat and served on two thin shards of vinyl!  

A Sixties-like catch phrase of Plastic is is a groovy thing! will become popular as those in the know find different ways to integrate vinyl into their lives. 


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Oprah Winfrey will release a cover version of Jefferson Airplane's Plastic Fantastic Lover that will feature chanting by Tibetan monks and an all-star kazoo orchestra!

JUNE 2025

Internationally funded food scientists will invent edible grass suitable for consumption by human beings!  Touted as a way to end world hunger, many governments will adopt the slogan "Let Them Eat Grass!" 



With the recent success of his Heaven's Door Whiskey under his belt, Bob Dylan will seize the day and open Lawn Gone!, the world's first restaurant with a grass-based menu. 


Lawn Gone will close suddenly when Ellen DeGeneres, shooting a segment for her popular talk show at Dylan's eatery, is killed in a bizarre lawn mower accident.

JULY 2025

Johnny Rotten

John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten, former lead singer of the notorious rock band, the Sex Pistols, will attempt one last publicity stunt by jumping off the London Bridge into a barrel of beer.  Things will go awry as Rotten fails to land in the barrel of beer and instead lands on a barge carrying 2 tons of horse dung.  

This incident will lead to Rotten becoming a laughingstock in every pub in the UK and he will move to Alaska and become a smelly recluse.







Steven Tyler (who many of you will remember as the former front man of the rock combo Aerosmith) will announce that for the last 10 years he has been living his life as a professional time traveler and that we will all will have the ability to travel through time in 2025!  

Unfortunately, Tyler will not go into specifics about how this will come to pass.  Instead, he will request that we all make a donation to his Time Travel For All Go Fund Me Page.



Beginning in October 2025, the American public will enthusiastically embrace the use of robots in their daily lives.  One of the drawbacks of this new phenomenon is that many of these home robots will become overly attached to their human families and will experience severe anxiety when separated from their favorite humans.


Things will begin to get out of hand when all these household robots run amok on Halloween night.  This will come to pass because the robots don’t recognize their human friends when they try to enter their houses dressed up in their Halloween costumes.



Anson Williams

Jann Wenner, head honcho at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, will insist that Anson Williams (former teen idol & cast member of the popular sitcom, Happy Days) be inducted in to the Hall in 2025.  Upon hearing this news, hordes of rabid rock & roll fans will descend on the Hall while carrying torches in hand! 

Larry "Wild Man" Fischer

Jann Wenner will go into hiding for several weeks until he agrees to induct Larry Wild Man Fischer into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame instead.







Oh my!

My crystal ball is beginning to get cloudy

so I must go my little friends!

Until we will meet again in the future!





From all of us here @ Mind Smoke Records 

We wish you a very Happy New Year!






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